N: *falls on her butt, tears erupt*
J: *picks her up* You alright?
N: *through tears* No… kiss it.
J: Sorry N, I’m not going to kiss your butt.
N: *still crying* KISS IT!
J: *calculates odds that this will stop in any other way… hmm… not good….*
*leans over, fakes kiss*
N: Not there! In the middle!
J: Hey look! Shiny! *points at something over there*
N distracted, forgets about butt.
Win for Dada.
#fatherhood #ouch #butthurt