An Evening of Mario Party

K: Can I be first player?

J: No.

N: CAN I BE FIRST PLAYER?

J: No.

K & N: Why?

J: Because I’m 41 years old, so I’ve earned the right to be first player. When you’re 41, maybe then you can be first player. Of course I’ll be seventy something then so I’ll still get to be first player.

K: Can you do the math?

J: Ok, fine. I’ll be 76 when you’re 41.

K: 76? You’ll be older than Grandma!

J: That’s a good point. How bout we just stop now then? I’ll stay at 41. You stay at 6.

K: That’s not how it works.

 

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