From the mouths of no longer babes…

N playing Super Smash Bros against K: N: For f*cks sake! J: What did you just say? K: She said “f… u….” J: I heard. N: Uh. Let’s just say I said ‘oh holy dog’. J: *watching* N: I didn’t actually say ‘oh holy dog’… Parenting tip #1037.2: In these situations, it’s best to keep a straight face.

Time

Time flickers. I went today to a place I likely haven’t been in thirty years. Time flickered. My daughter loves swimming. My son loves swimming. It was our one rule, you can do whatever activities you want, as long as you want. If you want to stop, you stop. Swimming though, that’s non-negotiable. You will do swim lessons. That’s not…

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